A day of excitement!

Its late night. Mr. Smith is out drinking some giggle water, well hooch, since real thing is banned now. But Mr. Smith is not any ordinary person, not no drugstore cowboy, Mr. Smith is the Big Cheese! Looking all spiffy with his glad rags and cheaters, he always dresses to impress! Of course, his night was just getting started! After having a couple drinks, he started getting those infamous beer goggles! He started to sweet talk a couple ladies. Saying to them, "Well damn, you got the best gams out here!" The female started acting all hotsy totsy with all the attention that was being given to her. He proceeded to tell her "you got the perfect chassis." Mr. Smith had so much to drink that he upchucked all over the moll. Her boyfriend, then argued with Mr. Smith, and gave him the boot out of the bar. What a wild night that was for Mr. Smith.